[blockquote]I do not lie, I am real[/blockquote] 

[blockquote]I do not lie, I am real[/blockquote]

Welcome my fellow Australians.

Because of all the nonsense and goings on at http://www.johnhowardlies.com I thought it was best to prove to you that I am a decent and considerate person.

Boy-o, some of those people are really off the planet ... should have sent them to Iraq.

But here you can contact me and I will tel you the real truth about the real John Winston Howard.

A brief bio:

I was born in Sydney. One day much later in time I asked my mother about the birds and the bees. I said Mum, was I really brought by the stork.

She said no, Mrs Jamieson found me under her pumpkin vine.

I said, well why isn't Mrs Jamieson my mother.

She said the doctor told Mrs Jamieson she could not have children.

Cheers. Enjoy the site

John Winston Howard