How to recognise a terrorist 

How to recognise a terrorist

My good mate Mick Keelty down at the Australian Federal Police decided to come around one night and we had a good old time playing backgammon and scrabble.

But I buggered him with my English skills. All those late afternoons after school on BP Pick A Box sure came in handy with scrabble.

Old Mick, well he had this big word R-E-L-A-T-I-V-T-Y.

Had me stumped for a while. But then, just like God was in the room I looked down and found my hyphen. Mick said he did not know scrabble came with hypens. Well, actually it was an E until the dog got it.

So I stuck PUBLIC on the front of his relativity and made it PUBLIC-RELATIVITY.

He reckoned it was not fair, but ownership is nine tenths of the law. I know that because I am a barrister.

So then we got a bit bored of me always winning, and he came up with this idea of playing cards with ideas on the back so kids can tell what a terrorist looks like. They're great, I am going to make all schools buy them for the kids. Here is the first one, which is also the 7 of spades.
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