My favourite book 

My favourite book

Lots of people ask me what the Prime Minister of Australia does on his day off. Well, I tell you, it is rare for me to get a day off - no lies.

But I do like to have a good read.

I like to get my little Dick out. I like Phillip's work - this is one of my favourites.

Lying back on the summer couch, with my little dick in hand, I can dream away, get far away. I get become hardened - like is characters - or go all gooey.

Yes Dick does it for me. I like to flick my Dick. Flicking through the pages and drifting like a somber song on an evening. I must admit it - I tell you no lies. I love my Dick.

VOTE 1 - JOHN HOWARD

no lies