Free Lawnmowers for Every Australian

I am pleased to announce that as part of my election strategy I will provide every Australian home with a free lawnmower if re-elected.

As part of the Sydney 2000 Olympics, the lawnmowers showed the love Australians have with their quarter acre block and its management.

Unfortunatley, because unions want local workers to recieve better than minimum wages I have had to give the contract to a Korean manufacturer.

Ssangyo Nubiryaaa Gogoggo (translated means: Giant fire toothed grass monster) will provide 1 million mowers for the contract.

Ignore the rot you read at http://www.newsonline.com.au

I am sure they are communists.

Sun Oct 3, 2004 1:26 pm MST by johnhoward | Email Article |