John Howard - Australian Prime Minister 

How to write letter

Proper English

This is how you are supposed to write a letter

Smartie pants kids and communists

Rita letter

Here is a letter a brat sent me.

Hiding in the bush

Here is a picture of George W Bush and myself in Santa Clara last year.

Lots of people think dubya and I have no humour but that is wrong.

In this picture you can see us playing up to the media.

George had this game where we would walk along and he would point and say "there's one!".

Boy-o. All the cameras would turn and look at what we pointed at.

I saw this picture of an Arab and did the same. Ha, gee we laughed

George and me

[blockquote]I do not lie, I am real[/blockquote]

Welcome my fellow Australians.

Because of all the nonsense and goings on at http://www.johnhowardlies.com I thought it was best to prove to you that I am a decent and considerate person.

Boy-o, some of those people are really off the planet ... should have sent them to Iraq.

But here you can contact me and I will tel you the real truth about the real John Winston Howard.

A brief bio:

I was born in Sydney. One day much later in time I asked my mother about the birds and the bees. I said Mum, was I really brought by the stork.

She said no, Mrs Jamieson found me under her pumpkin vine.

I said, well why isn't Mrs Jamieson my mother.

She said the doctor told Mrs Jamieson she could not have children.

Cheers. Enjoy the site

John Winston Howard